MONKEY IN ASO ROCK HAHAHAHA FG IN TROUBLE

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Just of recent a monkey visited the aso rock and inquired from mr president, are u the one that closed the border to punish us? mr president- noooo it is the rule of law that required the closing of borders not individual. Monkey- ok  na how do u think we can still have banana to eat as usual sins u have closed the borders for bananas not to come in? mr president-monkey go and start planting banana by ur self so that the federal government will not continue to waste money on that. Monkey-what!!! my head ooooo!!! so you mean i should go to farm and start planting banana how can i do that? mr president-how do u eat banana? Monkey- aaaaaaaaa something want to happen, which hand can i use to farm? mr president-which hand do u use to eat banana? Monkey-heyyyyy!!!! somebody want to die here, i need banana now!!! mr president i am a soldier i dont fear human being talk less of monkey. Monkey-ok na u will see my true color now. mr president-what are ur colors? lets see them. Monkey-ok i will start planting the banana stems here and now. Mr president-very good there will be enough banana to eat in the aso rock.
mc jimah typing.
Location: West Africa

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