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Mc jimah the hottest comedian in town

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Yes ooo my people oooo this is the ogbonga comedian wey dey for town now ooo u don't see where monkey sit down in aso rock. before? Hahahahaha e don't happen for Nigeria ooohahahahaha monkey sit down in aso rock and order Mr President to short up...hmmm no. be me talk am ooo you are on ur ow.

MONKEY IN ASO ROCK HAHAHAHA FG IN TROUBLE

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Just of recent a monkey visited the aso rock and inquired from mr president, are u the one that closed the border to punish us? mr president- noooo it is the rule of law that required the closing of borders not individual. Monkey- ok  na how do u think we can still have banana to eat as usual sins u have closed the borders for bananas not to come in? mr president-monkey go and start planting banana by ur self so that the federal government will not continue to waste money on that. Monkey-what!!! my head ooooo!!! so you mean i should go to farm and start planting banana how can i do that? mr president-how do u eat banana? Monkey- aaaaaaaaa something want to happen, which hand can i use to farm? mr president-which hand do u use to eat banana? Monkey-heyyyyy!!!! somebody want to die here, i need banana now!!! mr president i am a soldier i dont fear human being talk less of monkey. Monkey-ok na u will see my true color now. mr president-what are ur colors? lets see them. Monkey-ok i ...

Something come dey happen ooo no be small gbege

This on believable how can monkey drink my Garry and dash me his banana? Chsi wonders shall never end. I soaked Garry this afternoon under the tree in my pspa backyard I run go inside to get my banana on my way coming I saw monkey dived from the tree carry my Garry run away I run after am I call am monkey banana monkey say dey chop am, as I call am for d third time monkey throw my plate give me and say I don't finish am....chaiii na so I shout monkey banana!!! Thanks for ur time mc jimah typing.

WHERE ON EARTH IS PIG, DOG, ETC ARE USED TO PAY DOWRY?

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Hahahahahahaahaha wonders shall never end indeed it will not end. Where on Earth is such animal presented for dowry? Is this real? i cant just believe this. This must be a wonderful wedding. Oh!!! wait ooo is it actually wedding or welding? hmmm i dont know, maybe animal wedding because i never heard of presenting pig and dog for bride price. Anyways, everybody with individual differences, i am only being concern because it beats over my imagination. However, those people try sha, and the wedding must be a heavy one very heavy indeed heavy, thank you. mc jimah typing.

I SMELL CALAMITY ODIMGBA TELLS THE YOUTH

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Youths of our land dont want to do with their hands anymore, they dont want to labor before they enjoy, they want everything to happen like magic. I smell calamity upon calamity, i foreseen  youths with gun some in 419 mood some in rituals mood but for how long will you continue to live a life of regret??? I call upon every great youth of our arise and shine!!! wealth is not restricted from some people to some people, its only base on your determination, you chose what you become in life either good or bad, but i must tell you that there is no short cut to life, the earlier you wake up to your tasks the better for you. mc jimah typing.

LOTS OF GIRLS CLAIMS TO BE EFE RELATIVE AS HE WAS ISSUED THE 25 MILLION NAIRA CHECK

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well it is often says that when you are no body nobody knows you until you become somebody. Many girls in the street claim to be Efemena Ejeba relative immediately he was awarded the sum of 25 million naira. Hmmm Girls and money are like monkey and banana or goat and yam, well i am not surprised it is part of it.

THE BBNIJA 2017 WINNER EFEMENA EJEGBA RECEIVED THE CHECK OF 25 MILLION NAIRA

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Efemena Ejegba is now the talk of the day as he received the check of 25 million naira. This is a reward for his good performance during the bbnija tv reality show 2017. People are now talking about Efe and they are celebrating him as well. Wow!!! there is always a smile after stress and pain. My advice to youth out there is to be consistent in what you do and always believe that there is a reward after wards. Never give up no matter what you shall smile soon. Efemena Ejegba is now smiling afterwards. mc jimah typing.

GOOGLE SPEAKS IN TONGUE

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hey!!! wonders shall never end indeed it will never end, Google speaks in tongue watch how it happened.

BIG BROTHER AFRICA BB NIJA EFEMENA EJEGBA WON THE 2017 TV REALITY SHOW

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Wow!!! wonderful this indeed is a mind blowing news. Efemena the born son of warri won the Big Brother TV reality show 2017 edition. This has got warri women crazy as they celebrate their son with alots of alcohol openly in the market. Efemena Ejegba won the tv reality show was not a magic anyways not also by his power but with his effort, zeal, enthusiasm and the eagerness in him to win then God blessed and crowned it all for him. Efemena Ejegba won over his colleagues TBOSS, DEBIE-RISE, MAVIS, BISOLA. TBOSS Got the total votes of 13.60, DEBIE-RISE Got the total votes of 8.78 MAVIS 1.47  And BISOLA 18.54 EFEMENA EJEGBA who won got the total votes of 57.61 wow!!! awesome. Efemena is expected to go away with the grand price of 25 million naira and a brand new car, congratulation EFEMENA EJEGBA.

HOTTEST COMEDIAN IN TOWN

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Odiegwu d google search engine is consulting the spiritual google , watch video and know what the spiritual google says.

ODIEGWU IN THE SHRINE CONSULTING THE SPIRITUAL GOOGLE SEARCH

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Odiegwu in the shrine consulting the spiritual google to add more problem to peoples problem. Watch video here and see how it happened.

sumonu don kill me ooo

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hahahahahahhaha see what mmm cause oooooo i cant fit laff

Odiegwu d google search engine vol.3 watch video here

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hahahaha no be small tin oooo my people, see how odiegwu dey analyse what the spiritual google says no be small gbege,